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Strong-man Dan. Dan the Man.

That Dan the Man, that Dan the Man. I do so like that Dan the Man.

Do you like him at the house?

Do you let him catch a mouse?

Is he the brother of the bopster?

With the fingers of a lobster?

We do. We do. We do like Dan the Man.

We like him as a Dad, as a Brother,

as a Husband, and as a Mother.(huh?)

We think he's funny, and he's nice,

Plays with kids, buys a slice.

We like him when he's laughing,

We like him when he's sad,

We like it when he drinks a.m. coffee,

and avoid him when he's mad.

And so, we like Dan the Man.

For all the fun he brings,

And surely it is evident,

He makes his girls' hearts sing.